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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.


The first thing Daisy asked was, “Do you have a condom?”


Donald frowned and said, “No.”


Daisy told Donald that if he didn’t get a condom, they could not have sex.


“Maybe they sell them at the front desk,” she suggested.


So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.


“Yes, we do,” the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.


The clerk asked, “Would you like me to put the

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Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.


The judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and I`d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I`ll see you back in court Monday.”


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,”How did you do over the weekend?”


“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”


“17 people? That`s wonderful. What did you tell them?”


“I used

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