They(Teachers) inspi ….
They(Teachers) inspire you, they entertain you, and you end up learning a ton even when you don’t know it.
-Nicholas Sparks
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-Nicholas Sparks
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Author Archives: Froopy
Ek Sharabi full tigh ….
Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, “Sabse bada kaun?”
Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha, “Mandir Bada.”
Sharabi bola, “Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada?”
Pujari: “Dharti badi.”
Sharabi, “Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi?”
Pujari: “Sheshnaag bada.”
Sharabi: “Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada?”
Pujari: “Shiv bada.”
Sharabi: “Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada?”
Pujari: “Parbat bada.”
Sharabi: “Parbat bada toh Hanuma
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Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha, “Mandir Bada.”
Sharabi bola, “Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada?”
Pujari: “Dharti badi.”
Sharabi, “Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi?”
Pujari: “Sheshnaag bada.”
Sharabi: “Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada?”
Pujari: “Shiv bada.”
Sharabi: “Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada?”
Pujari: “Parbat bada.”
Sharabi: “Parbat bada toh Hanuma
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A blonde completed f ….
A blonde completed four weeks of dental restoration with the dentist.
She confided to her best friend that she had fallen in love with her dentist and she was going to propose to him.
Her friend said, “You’re beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why is this dentist THE man for you?”
“Because,” explained the blonde, “he is the first man that ever said to me ‘SPIT, don’t SWALLOW’.”
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She confided to her best friend that she had fallen in love with her dentist and she was going to propose to him.
Her friend said, “You’re beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why is this dentist THE man for you?”
“Because,” explained the blonde, “he is the first man that ever said to me ‘SPIT, don’t SWALLOW’.”
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Chhod Diye Wo kaam ….
Chhod Diye Wo kaam
JinKe Galat The Anjaam.
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Ab Kuch Din Nek Kaamo Mein Bitayenge,
Or SaAWAN Ke Baad Hi Nayi Ladkiya Ptayenge.
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(“,)
/~ Hat jao.
/\\ Mandir Jane do… 😛
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JinKe Galat The Anjaam.
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Ab Kuch Din Nek Kaamo Mein Bitayenge,
Or SaAWAN Ke Baad Hi Nayi Ladkiya Ptayenge.
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(“,)
/~ Hat jao.
/\\ Mandir Jane do… 😛
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Neel apni gf k ghar ….
Neel apni gf k ghar dinner par gaya, uska pet kharab tha us din.
Puri family dining tabel par aa k baith gayi, gf ne puri family se neel ko introduce karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh neel k muh mein pani aa gaya.
GF’s father:- hello beta neel, how are you?
Neel:- m good uncle, aap sab kaise hai? Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya iske liye thanks a ton.
Achanak neel k pet mein gud-gud shuru ho gayi and he Farted “Poooooooo….”
Saare logo ne neel ki taraf dekha Aur uske baad neel k paas baithe huye GF k dog Tommy ki taraf dekha.
GF’s father:- “Tommy…ye kya hai?? Chalo bha
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Puri family dining tabel par aa k baith gayi, gf ne puri family se neel ko introduce karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh neel k muh mein pani aa gaya.
GF’s father:- hello beta neel, how are you?
Neel:- m good uncle, aap sab kaise hai? Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya iske liye thanks a ton.
Achanak neel k pet mein gud-gud shuru ho gayi and he Farted “Poooooooo….”
Saare logo ne neel ki taraf dekha Aur uske baad neel k paas baithe huye GF k dog Tommy ki taraf dekha.
GF’s father:- “Tommy…ye kya hai?? Chalo bha
continue ….
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Bra Ki Mehak Churai ….
Bra Ki Mehak Churai Nahi Jati;
Panty Ki Jhalak Chupai Nahi Jati;
Kitni Bhi Chothi Ho Ladki Ki Mosambi;
Ek Bar Choos Lo To Bhulai Nahi Jati!
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Panty Ki Jhalak Chupai Nahi Jati;
Kitni Bhi Chothi Ho Ladki Ki Mosambi;
Ek Bar Choos Lo To Bhulai Nahi Jati!
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Teacher to pappu :- ….
Teacher to pappu :- What is Number Seven, Even or Odd.??
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Pappu :- Even
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Teacher :- How can you make seven even??
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Pappu :- Remove the S
Hehehe thoko lyk intellignt pappu k liye
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Pappu :- Even
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Teacher :- How can you make seven even??
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Pappu :- Remove the S
Hehehe thoko lyk intellignt pappu k liye
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