Author Archives: Froopy
A little girl made a ….
A little girl made a cup of tea for her mother.
“I didn’t know you could make tea,” said mum taking a sip.
“Yes, I boiled some water, added the tea leaves like you do, and then strained it into a cup. But I couldn’t find the strainer, so I used the fly swatter.”
“What!” exclaimed mum, choking on her tea.
“Oh, don’t worry. I didn’t use the new fly swatter. I used the old one.”
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“I didn’t know you could make tea,” said mum taking a sip.
“Yes, I boiled some water, added the tea leaves like you do, and then strained it into a cup. But I couldn’t find the strainer, so I used the fly swatter.”
“What!” exclaimed mum, choking on her tea.
“Oh, don’t worry. I didn’t use the new fly swatter. I used the old one.”
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She – “can I ask you ….
She – “can I ask you something ?”
Me –
*gets excited*
*thinks life is fair to me*
*breathes deeper*
“Yes ?”
She – “Mobile Karbonn luun ya Lava ka ?”
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Me –
*gets excited*
*thinks life is fair to me*
*breathes deeper*
“Yes ?”
She – “Mobile Karbonn luun ya Lava ka ?”
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Man: “I’ll have ….
Man: “I’ll have a rum and coke”
Waiter: “Is pepsi ok?”
Man: “Sure whatever”
*Waiter hands you a pepsi and coke*
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Waiter: “Is pepsi ok?”
Man: “Sure whatever”
*Waiter hands you a pepsi and coke*
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[Court] Accused: Mai ….
[Court]
Accused: Main jo bhi kahunga sach kahunga,sach ke siwaye kuch nahi kahunga.
Judge: Go on.
Accused: Sach.
Judge: Aap baizzat bari ho.
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Accused: Main jo bhi kahunga sach kahunga,sach ke siwaye kuch nahi kahunga.
Judge: Go on.
Accused: Sach.
Judge: Aap baizzat bari ho.
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The “Smoking Kills” ….
The “Smoking Kills” warning
on cigret packs is like
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.girls saying, “Rehne Do, Koi
Dekh Lega” – nothing more
than a ritual 😀
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on cigret packs is like
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.girls saying, “Rehne Do, Koi
Dekh Lega” – nothing more
than a ritual 😀
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If strippers are now ….
If strippers are now called-Exotic Dancers. Shouldn’t drug dealers be called Exotic Pharmacists?
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