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John was on his way ….

John was on his way to work. He got on his bus and sat down. After a while there is a small bump.

John; “What was that?”

Driver; “It was a cat”

John; “Why did you run it over?”

Driver; “Well it was either that or swerve into the tree at the side of the road and kill us all!”

John; “Oh, fair enough”

A little farthur down the road the bus swerves suddenly and a bigger bump shakes the bus.

John; “What was that!!?”

Driver; “It was a dog”

John; “Why did you run it over?”

Driver “I couldn`t help it, I tried to swerve but I hit it by accident”

John; “That`s

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“How was your golf g ….

“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack`s wife Tracy.

“Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight`s gotten so bad I couldn`t see where the ball went.”

“But you`re seventy-five years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don`t you take my brother Scott along?”

“But he`s eighty-five and doesn`t even play golf anymore,” protested Jack.

“But he`s got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball,” Tracy pointed out.

The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on.

Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. “Do you see it?” asked Jack.

“Yup,” Scott answered.


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