Author Archives: Kaviraj

Three nuns were talk ….

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning in Father`s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines.”


“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.


“Well, of course I threw them in the trash.”


The second nun said, “Well, I can top that. I was in Father`s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!”


“Oh my!” gasped the other nuns.


“What did you do?” they asked.


“I poked holes in all of them!” she replied.


The third nun fainted.

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In India Only 10% gi ….

In India Only 10% girls are playing cricket, hockey, tennis,

badminton,

chess, etc!



Remaining 90% are busy in playing with”Jaanu”.

janu kaha ho ?

janu kya kar rahe ho ?

janu kab aaoge ?

janu u love me na ?

Janu muje ye chahiye.

janu movie chale.

Janu ye kya hai ?

Janu u miss me na ?

Janu kuch to bolo ?

Janu i miss u.

janu yeh

janu wo

Janu kuch nahi.

“JAAN LE LO JAANU KI”

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During the World War ….

During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to go down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something – at least they would die laughing.

The navigator went down and said to the crew, “What would you think if I could split the whole ship in two by hitting my dick against the table?”

The crew burst laughing. So the navigator pulled his dick out and whammed it on the table. Just when the dick hit the table, a huge explosion tore the ship apart. The only survivors were the captain and the navigator.

As they floated around

continue ….

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