Author Archives: Kaviraj
Ankhein khuli ho to ….
Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.
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Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.
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1 English Lady to Ha ….
1 English Lady to Haryanvi Lady,
What is your daily routine?
Haryanvi Lady:-
“Mhara kunsa routine Bebbe,
Din “CHULLE” pe
Ar
Raat “LULLE ” pe…!
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What is your daily routine?
Haryanvi Lady:-
“Mhara kunsa routine Bebbe,
Din “CHULLE” pe
Ar
Raat “LULLE ” pe…!
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Politics, n: [Poly ….
Boy: Happy B’day. G ….
Boy: Happy B’day.
Girl: ThankYou.
Boy: Tell me what do you want.
Girl: ummm Nothing.
Boy: No, tell me.
Girl: chod na:
Boy: chal. 😛
?#?blocked?
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Girl: ThankYou.
Boy: Tell me what do you want.
Girl: ummm Nothing.
Boy: No, tell me.
Girl: chod na:
Boy: chal. 😛
?#?blocked?
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Ek Minister Pagal Kh ….
Ek Minister Pagal Khane
ke Daure par tha.
Ek Pagal Bola: Minister
Sahib Ek Cigarette aur
Maachis dena.
Minister ne cigarette di
aur Dr. se bola:
doctor,ye aadmi to
achhe se baat kar raha
hai…kahin se pagal nahi
lagh raha hai.
.
.
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Pagal ne Cigarette Tod
ke Tobacco Apne Sir par
dala
aur Machis se Aag laga
di…..Phir Apni Dhoti Utha
ke bola
.
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Lo Minister Sahib,
continue ….
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ke Daure par tha.
Ek Pagal Bola: Minister
Sahib Ek Cigarette aur
Maachis dena.
Minister ne cigarette di
aur Dr. se bola:
doctor,ye aadmi to
achhe se baat kar raha
hai…kahin se pagal nahi
lagh raha hai.
.
.
.
Pagal ne Cigarette Tod
ke Tobacco Apne Sir par
dala
aur Machis se Aag laga
di…..Phir Apni Dhoti Utha
ke bola
.
.
.
.
.
Lo Minister Sahib,
continue ….
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Dosto ki Bhavnaaye.. ….
Dosto ki Bhavnaaye..
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EXPRESSION OF HAPPINESS-
1st frnd:”Oye meri gf bangyi,
2nd frnd:”hatt saale jhuta, shakal dekhi hai
apni..
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EXPRESSION OF ANGER:
1st:”Abey saale fir pitt ke aagaya..
2nd:”Abey aankho me dhul chali gayi
varna muh tod deta saale ka..
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EXpression of party in together:
1st:”Aur kamine treat kab de raha hai… ??
2nd:”Kyo tere baap ki shadi hai kya… ??
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EXPRESSION OF HAPPINESS-
1st frnd:”Oye meri gf bangyi,
2nd frnd:”hatt saale jhuta, shakal dekhi hai
apni..
.
.
.
.
EXPRESSION OF ANGER:
1st:”Abey saale fir pitt ke aagaya..
2nd:”Abey aankho me dhul chali gayi
varna muh tod deta saale ka..
.
.
.
.
.
EXpression of party in together:
1st:”Aur kamine treat kab de raha hai… ??
2nd:”Kyo tere baap ki shadi hai kya… ??
.
continue ….
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