Author Archives: Kaviraj
A man enters a resta ….
A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her — knowing that if she accepts it, she will be his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man.
The note reads: “For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank, and 8 inches in your trousers.”
Well, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her. It reads:
“Just so you know
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The note reads: “For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank, and 8 inches in your trousers.”
Well, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her. It reads:
“Just so you know
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Two law partners hir ….
Two law partners hire a new cute, young secretary and a contest arises between them as to who can bed her first, even though they’re both already married.
Eventually one of them scores with her and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went.
“So what did you think?” he asks.
“Ahh,” replies the first lawyer, “my wife is much better.”
Some time goes by, and then the second lawyer goes to bed with the secretary.
“So,” asks the first guy, “what did you think?”
The second guy replies, “You were right.”
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Eventually one of them scores with her and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went.
“So what did you think?” he asks.
“Ahh,” replies the first lawyer, “my wife is much better.”
Some time goes by, and then the second lawyer goes to bed with the secretary.
“So,” asks the first guy, “what did you think?”
The second guy replies, “You were right.”
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Chodumal Khan Sahab ….
Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Ek Mushayara Mein Aaj Ki Generation Ko Samjhte Hue Ek Sher Arz Kiya.
Phool Banke Bhi Kya Jeena Dosto, Ek Din Murja Jaoge Or Dafna Diye Jaoge,
Waah Wah Waah Bhai Waah
Phool Banke Bhi Kya Jeena Dosto, Ek Din Murja Jaoge Or Dafna Diye Jaoge,
Jeena Hai To Paani Ban Ke Jiyo, Kam Se Kam Kisi Ki Gand Dhone Ke Kaam To Aaoge.
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Phool Banke Bhi Kya Jeena Dosto, Ek Din Murja Jaoge Or Dafna Diye Jaoge,
Waah Wah Waah Bhai Waah
Phool Banke Bhi Kya Jeena Dosto, Ek Din Murja Jaoge Or Dafna Diye Jaoge,
Jeena Hai To Paani Ban Ke Jiyo, Kam Se Kam Kisi Ki Gand Dhone Ke Kaam To Aaoge.
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People only treat yo ….
Sir Isaac Newton die ….
Happy Valentine’s to ….
Happy Valentine’s to all of you who just got dumped.
Remember, there are at least 364 more days in a year.
May be God has someone better in store for you and you may across that person on one out of these days!
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Remember, there are at least 364 more days in a year.
May be God has someone better in store for you and you may across that person on one out of these days!
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