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Wife caught Husband sleeping with his girlfriend. Furious and angry she aimed pistol at her husband.


Huband: Before you do anything silly let me explain. I read Mahatma Gandhi’s autobiography last night My Experiments with Truth. He used to sleep with young women to check his will power and control over carnal desires. I was just doing same.


Wife: What was the result?


Husband: I realised that I’m not a Mahatma!

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The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for Santa reading his paper.

Santa peered over his paper and asked “Would you let me f**k you for a fifty rupee?”

“Certainly not!” exclaimed young lady, and Santa returned to his paper.

A short while later Santa looked across again and said “Would you let me f**k you for ten thousand rupees?”

After a brief pause, the woman replied “yes, I suppose I would.”

Again Santa returned to his newspaper. A few minutes later Santa asked “Would you let me f**k you for Rs 20?”

“Certainly not!” replied the young woman,

continue ….

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Little Johnny is delivering newspapers.

He knocks on a door and says to the lady, “I’m collecting today… that’ll be five dollars.”

She says, “I’m a little short on cash, but I’ll gladly give you some great sex instead.”

Little Johnny agrees, “All right.”

He walks in and the lady undoes his pants and pulls them down. To her surprise, she sees the biggest penis she’s ever seen.

Little Johnny then reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a handful of washers, and begins sliding them onto his penis.

The lady says, “You don’t have to do that… I can take all of it.”

“Not for five bucks, you can’t,” repli

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Ek ladki chemist shop pe jati hai aur bolti hai: “Aapke pass 12 inch ka condom hai?”


Shopkeeper: “Haan hai, boliye kitne de dun?”


Ladki: “Arey nahin, nahin… Mujhe nahi chahiye par mera mobile number note kar lo.


Shopkeeper: “Vo Kyun, Main karunga iska?


Ladki: “Jo bhi ye condoms purchase kare usko mera mobile number de dena.”

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