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What would you do if ….

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What would you do if u were this lady?
Lady: Hi, good afternoon.

Radio Station: Good afternoon, what can we do for you?

Lady: Please, I’ll like to get two tickets for the Maroon5 LIVE show this weekend.

Radio Station: Well, you’ll get the tickets for free only if you play a prank on someone on air & make them believe it.

Lady: That’s ok.

Radio Station: Are you married? Do you have kids?

Lady: Yes, I have a son.
Radio Station: Good, you will call your husband & tell him he is not the father of ur son.

Lady: Wow, that’s a big one.

Radio Station: Well it depends on how bad you wan

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Santa leaves a bar, ….

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Santa leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. A mile down the road, he`s stopped by a police officer.

The officer walked up to the driver`s side window holding a Breathalyzer and said, “Good evening sir. We`re testing for drunk driving. Would you please blow into this machine?”

Santa replied, “I`m sorry, I can`t do that. I have asthma. If I blow in that machine, I will get out of air.”

“In that case, I`m going to have to ask you to come back to the station for a blood test.”

Santa said, “I can`t do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death”.

The officer said, `Then you`ll have to get out

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Our supermarket had ….

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Our supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.


“Don’t worry, lady,” he said. “I’ll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping.”


Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher’s voice boom over the public-address system:


“Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store.”

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