Author Archives: Kaviraj
Wife: If I die first ….
Wife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession.
Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day.
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Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day.
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God picked up a flow ….
God picked up a flower, dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into u n then he gifted it to me & said this friend is for u!
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Every new day is a g ….
Every new day is a gift. The longer you wait to open it, the smaller it gets.
Good Morning!
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Good Morning!
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When nobody luvs u, ….
When nobody luvs u,
nobody cares 4 u,
nobody think about u,
every1 ignores u,
then go n sit in the corner close ur eyes n think:
Bhanch*d Chakar kya hai?
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nobody cares 4 u,
nobody think about u,
every1 ignores u,
then go n sit in the corner close ur eyes n think:
Bhanch*d Chakar kya hai?
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My mother… she is ….
My mother… she is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her.
-Jodi Picoult
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-Jodi Picoult
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Santa asks his angry ….
Santa asks his angry wife for sex.
Jeeto: Fuck off, I don’t want to see your face.
Santa: Neither do I. Let’s do it DOGGY style!
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Jeeto: Fuck off, I don’t want to see your face.
Santa: Neither do I. Let’s do it DOGGY style!
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