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Pappu took her dumb ….

November 15, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Pappu took her dumb girlfriend to see a Hockey match. He explained the field layout.

Pappu: See that man in front – he is the forward, and that guy at the back – he is the defence.

Girlfriend: Oh no, he is forward, too – I’ve been out with him a couple of times!

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Adult SMS Jokes

Even if I had 1 wish ….

November 14, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Even if I had 1 wish… I wouldn’t wish for u to love me, coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish… but straight from your heart.

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Love SMS

When authorities war ….

November 13, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

-Matt Groening

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Adult Quotes

Honesty needs no dis ….

November 13, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Honesty needs no disguise nor ornament; be plain.

-THOMAS OTWAY, The Orphan

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Quotes

If you can make a wo ….

November 13, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

If you can make a woman laugh, you’re almost there.

If you’re almost there and she laughs… Now that’s a different thing!

– Marilyn Monroe

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Adult Quotes

When God solves ur p ….

November 13, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

When God solves ur problems, u have faith in his abilities. When he doesn’t solve ur problems, he has faith in ur abilities! Gud Morning.

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Good Morning/Night/Day

Ek Jaam Khankta Jaam ….

November 13, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Ek Jaam Khankta Jaam

Ek Jaam Khankta Jaam, Ki Saqi Raat Guzrne Wali Hai;

Ek Hoshruba Inaam, Ki Saqi Raat Guzrne Wali Hai;

Wo Dekh Sitaron Ke Moti Har Aan Bikhrte Jaate Hain;

Aflaak Pe Hai Kohram, Ki Saqi Raat Guzrne Wali Hai;

Yeh Waqt Nahi Hai Baaton Ka Palkon Ke Saaye Kaam Mein La;

Ilham Koi Ilham, Ki Saqi Raat Guzrne Wali Hai;

Madhoshi Mein Ehsas Ki Unche Jeene Se Gir Jaane De;

Iss Waqt Na Mujh Ko Tham, Ki Saqi Raat Guzrne Wali Hai!

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Shayari

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