Author Archives: Kaviraj
Even when laws have ….
Jab peene se nafrat ….
Jab peene se nafrat thi mujhe to zabardasti pilayi yaaron ne;
Ab aadat pad gayi peene ki to machaayi e duhayi yaaron ne;
Maine maana janab peeta hu peeta hu be-hisaab peeta hu;
Log logon ka khoon peete hai main to phir bhii sharab peeta hu.
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Ab aadat pad gayi peene ki to machaayi e duhayi yaaron ne;
Maine maana janab peeta hu peeta hu be-hisaab peeta hu;
Log logon ka khoon peete hai main to phir bhii sharab peeta hu.
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Big boobs don’t coun ….
Every Boy’s wish: I ….
Every Boy’s wish:
I’m not a Prince but my life-partner should be a Princess.
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True Lover’s wish:
My life-partner may not be a Princess but I promise I’ll treat her like a Princess!
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Happy Valentine’s day!
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I’m not a Prince but my life-partner should be a Princess.
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True Lover’s wish:
My life-partner may not be a Princess but I promise I’ll treat her like a Princess!
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Happy Valentine’s day!
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One day a kid was si ….
One day a kid was sitting on a park bench eating one candy bar after another.
An older man walks up and notices the young boy and says, “you shouldn’t be eating all those candy bars, they aren’t good for you.”
The young boy looks at the man and replies, “did you know my grandad lived to be a 108 years old?”
The man replies, “well did he eat candy bars every day?”
And the kid replied, “no, he minded his own fucking business.”
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An older man walks up and notices the young boy and says, “you shouldn’t be eating all those candy bars, they aren’t good for you.”
The young boy looks at the man and replies, “did you know my grandad lived to be a 108 years old?”
The man replies, “well did he eat candy bars every day?”
And the kid replied, “no, he minded his own fucking business.”
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The wife came home e ….
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset.
‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children. I’m leaving you. I want a divorce straight away.’
And the husband replied ‘Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.’
‘Fine, go ahead,’ she sobbed, ‘ but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!!
And the husband began – ‘Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t use because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t use because I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t use because someone at work has a pair the same.’
The husband took a quick breath and continued – ‘She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, ‘ Please do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?’
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‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children. I’m leaving you. I want a divorce straight away.’
And the husband replied ‘Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.’
‘Fine, go ahead,’ she sobbed, ‘ but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!!
And the husband began – ‘Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t use because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t use because I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t use because someone at work has a pair the same.’
The husband took a quick breath and continued – ‘She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, ‘ Please do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?’
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