Author Archives: Mandark

Two campers are hiki ….

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Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.


“I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says.


He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby.


“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little x where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”


The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony.


“What did the doctor say?” the victim asks.


“He says you’re gonna die.”

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Banta enters a barbe ….

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Banta enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

“I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.”

Banta places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave Banta has ever experienced. After a few strokes, Banta asks in garbled speech, “And what if I swallow it?”

“No problem,” says the barber. “Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.”

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