'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Ek Budha ek ladki se takra gaya.


Budha ladki se bola: Sorry…


Ladki: Andha hai kya….. Dikhta nahi hai… Is umar mein bhi ye sab… Pata nahin kahan se aa jaate hain!!!


Yeh bolkar jaise hi woh ladki aage badhi, ek handsome sa ladka us se takra gaya.


Ladka: Sorry…


Ladki, sharmaate hue, “Koi baat nahin. it’s okay!!!


Wo budha uncle ye sab dekh raha tha. Woh agey bada aur ladki se pucha: MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??

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A man walks into his doctors office and is sitting in the waiting room waiting his turn to be seen by his doctor. A casual aquaintance sits down next to him and sturring asks “W w wahat are y y you d d doing hhhere?”
The man replies “I`m waiting to see the doctor.”
“W w why d do yyyou wwant to sssee him?”
The man replies, “Well if you must know, I have a prostate problem.”

“A ppprostate pppproblem, wwwhat`s ttthhat?” the man asks.

“Well, if you must know, I pee like you talk.”

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Dad:” Give me ur Mobile for a Minute..

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Son:” Wait dad, Let me Switch it on..

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Gf Pic delete, Gals Number list delete,

Phone call Received delete,

Delete, Delete, Delete,

Memory Card Format..

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. Son:” Here it is..

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Dad:” Thanx I Just want to see the time..

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Son:” Daaaad.

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