Author Archives: Mandark
A lonely woman check ….
A lonely woman checked into a resort and decided to call one of the numbers she’d seen advertising male escort services and sensual massages. She flipped through the phone book, found an ad with a picture of a particularly strapping young man and called the number.
“Hello?” a male voice answered. “How may I help you?”
“I hear you give a great massage, and I’d really like to experience one,” the woman said. “Well, actually, I should just be straight with you. I’m in town, I’m all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring toys, rubber, leather, whips… everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll
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“Hello?” a male voice answered. “How may I help you?”
“I hear you give a great massage, and I’d really like to experience one,” the woman said. “Well, actually, I should just be straight with you. I’m in town, I’m all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring toys, rubber, leather, whips… everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll
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‘Teacher Barbie’ was ….
‘Teacher Barbie’ was recalled in 1995 by Mattel because her lack of panties caused media controversy.
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She said.. . . . she ….
She said.. . . . she just wanted
space, but I’m so generous I
gifted her the entire keyboard. 😛
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space, but I’m so generous I
gifted her the entire keyboard. 😛
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If at first you don’ ….
Most common chat on ….
Most common chat on facebook:
Boy:”hey
(after few seconds boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi)
Girl:”hey hi
(aa gaya kamina)
Boy:”hows u.. ??
(chudail ko kya hoga bhala)
Girl:”I’m fine
(puch to aise raha hai jaise hospital me admit hu)
Boy:”bf hai ??
(kamini sub ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa ke rakha hoga)
Girl:”kyu batau ??
(kamina shuru ho gaya line marna)
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Boy:”hey
(after few seconds boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi)
Girl:”hey hi
(aa gaya kamina)
Boy:”hows u.. ??
(chudail ko kya hoga bhala)
Girl:”I’m fine
(puch to aise raha hai jaise hospital me admit hu)
Boy:”bf hai ??
(kamini sub ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa ke rakha hoga)
Girl:”kyu batau ??
(kamina shuru ho gaya line marna)
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Global Warming warn ….
Global Warming
warning:” Our next
generations will not be
able to see polar bears
and tigers..
.
.
.
.
.
.
To hum kya karein.. ??
Humne bhi to dinosaur
nahi dekhe..
.
.
kabhi shikayat ki
kya ??
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warning:” Our next
generations will not be
able to see polar bears
and tigers..
.
.
.
.
.
.
To hum kya karein.. ??
Humne bhi to dinosaur
nahi dekhe..
.
.
kabhi shikayat ki
kya ??
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