Umpire: No Ball N ….
Umpire: No Ball
Nehra: But my foot was inside the line
Umpire: Par daant to bahar tha na Faawde…
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Nehra: But my foot was inside the line
Umpire: Par daant to bahar tha na Faawde…
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Author Archives: Mandark
Johnny is a young bo ….
Johnny is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes to the bathroom though, he manages to hit everything but the toilet. So his mom has to go in and clean up after him. After two weeks, she has had enough, and takes Johnny to the doctor.
After the examination, the doctor said, “His unit is too small. An old wives’ tale is to give him two slices of toast each morning, and his unit will grow so he can hold it and aim straight.”
The next morning Johnny jumped out of bed and ran downstairs to the kitchen. There on the table, are twelve slices of toast.
“Mom!” Johnny yells. “The doctor said I only had to eat two slices of toast.”
“I know.” s
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After the examination, the doctor said, “His unit is too small. An old wives’ tale is to give him two slices of toast each morning, and his unit will grow so he can hold it and aim straight.”
The next morning Johnny jumped out of bed and ran downstairs to the kitchen. There on the table, are twelve slices of toast.
“Mom!” Johnny yells. “The doctor said I only had to eat two slices of toast.”
“I know.” s
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Three monkeys escape ….
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo today.
One was caught watching TV;
Another playing cricket;
And the third one
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No, it’s not you.
Why do you always think you’re a monkey? You’re a donkey!
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One was caught watching TV;
Another playing cricket;
And the third one
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No, it’s not you.
Why do you always think you’re a monkey? You’re a donkey!
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Einstein dies and go ….
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint
Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?”
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a
blackboard and some chalk?”
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk
instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane
mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really ARE Einstein!”
he says. “Welcome to heaven!”
The next to arrive
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Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?”
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a
blackboard and some chalk?”
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk
instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane
mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really ARE Einstein!”
he says. “Welcome to heaven!”
The next to arrive
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A lion woke up one m ….
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!
Later, the lion confronts an ox and fiercely bellows, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified ox stammers, “Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen
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The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!
Later, the lion confronts an ox and fiercely bellows, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified ox stammers, “Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen
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In Rockstar- ‘toote ….
In Rockstar-
‘toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!’…
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In exams- ‘chhute hue chapter se hi Questions nikalta
hai!!’
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‘toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!’…
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In exams- ‘chhute hue chapter se hi Questions nikalta
hai!!’
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How I Learned to Min ….
How I Learned to Mind My Own Business :-
I was walking past a mental hospital the other day and all the patients were shouting “13…13…13…13”
The fence was to high to see over, but i saw a little gap in the planks, so i looked through to see what was going on.
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, and they all shouted “14…14…14…14”
Free of cost it was.
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I was walking past a mental hospital the other day and all the patients were shouting “13…13…13…13”
The fence was to high to see over, but i saw a little gap in the planks, so i looked through to see what was going on.
Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, and they all shouted “14…14…14…14”
Free of cost it was.
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