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A farmer had 3 lovely daughters, all who had dates on Friday night. One by one the local boys came by to pick them up.

The first boy arrived and said: “Hi, I`m Eddie, I`m here for Betty, we`re going steady, is she ready?”

The farmer called Betty and she and Eddie went on their way.

The second boy arrived and said: “Hi, I`m Joe, I`m here for Flo, we`re going to the show, is she ready to go?”

The farmer called Flo and she and Joe went on their way.

The third boy arrived in an old beat up pickup, came to the door and said: “Hi, I`m Chuck”

The farmer shot him.

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Santa and Banta drove to a Petrol pump in a remote place for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered to anybody who purchased a full tank of petrol. When they went inside to pay, Santa asked the attendant about the contest.


The attendant said, “If you win, you`re entitled to free SEX,”

Santa asked how can he enter the contest.

The attendant explained, “Well, I`m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess it right you win free SEX.”

So Santa filled up and asked to play the contest and said, ” I Guess 7.”

“Sorry I was thinking of 8,” replied the attendant.

The next week, Santa and Bant

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