A couple was golfing one day on a Very Exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, do not knock out any windows. It will cost us a fortune to fix.”
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.
The husband cringed and said, “I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let s go up there, apologize and see how much it s going to cost us.”
They walked up and knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, “Come on in.”
When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken bottl
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