Author Archives: Mandark
The heart speaks a l ….
A blonde is watching ….
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, “Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, “That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”
Confused, he says, “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.”
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, “How many is a Brazilian?”
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The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, “That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”
Confused, he says, “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.”
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, “How many is a Brazilian?”
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There Are At Least e ….
There Are At Least eight types of orgasm for a woman.
1. The Optimist – Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes…
2. The Pessimist – Oh No, Oh No, Oh No…
3. The Confused – Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No…
4. The Traveler – Ahh, I’m coming, I’m coming…
5. The Religious – Oh God, Oh God…
6. The User – Ahh, More, More, More…
7. The Murderer – Ahh, If you take it out, I’ll kill you…
8. The Submariner – Mmm…Ohhh…Deeper…Deeper… Go Deeper!
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1. The Optimist – Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes…
2. The Pessimist – Oh No, Oh No, Oh No…
3. The Confused – Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No…
4. The Traveler – Ahh, I’m coming, I’m coming…
5. The Religious – Oh God, Oh God…
6. The User – Ahh, More, More, More…
7. The Murderer – Ahh, If you take it out, I’ll kill you…
8. The Submariner – Mmm…Ohhh…Deeper…Deeper… Go Deeper!
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Ek Khwaish Ek Khw ….
Ek Khwaish
Ek Khwaish Sarhaney Rakh Do Na;
Aaj Mujh Pe Inayat Ker Do Na;
Zara Chupkey Se Khamoshi Se;
Tum Izhar-E-Mohabbat Ker Do Na;
Khud Ko Ker K Deewana Sa;
Mera Pyaar Amar Tum Ker Do Na;
Main Pyaas Mein Duuba Sehra Hoon;
Tum Mujh Ko Samandar Ker Do Na;
Main Yun Hi Phirta Hoon Dar-Ba-Dar;
Tum Khud Ko Manzil Ker Do Na !
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Ek Khwaish Sarhaney Rakh Do Na;
Aaj Mujh Pe Inayat Ker Do Na;
Zara Chupkey Se Khamoshi Se;
Tum Izhar-E-Mohabbat Ker Do Na;
Khud Ko Ker K Deewana Sa;
Mera Pyaar Amar Tum Ker Do Na;
Main Pyaas Mein Duuba Sehra Hoon;
Tum Mujh Ko Samandar Ker Do Na;
Main Yun Hi Phirta Hoon Dar-Ba-Dar;
Tum Khud Ko Manzil Ker Do Na !
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Playboy is planning ….
Playboy is planning coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold shall be the same woman!
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