Author Archives: Mandark
Breast-fed babies wh ….
Breast-fed babies whose mothers smoke are exposed to nicotine through their milk, often up to half a cigarette’s worth a day.
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Marriage is an occas ….
Marriage is an occasion when a ring is put on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes!
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Never give up on a d ….
Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. Time will pass anyway.
Good Morning!
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Good Morning!
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On their second nigh ….
On their second night after the wedding, Santa and Jeeto shut off the lights and crawl under the sheets. Turning anxiously towards Jeeto, Santa tenderly informs her that tonight he wants a hand job instead of the usual stuff. Jeeto, being the proper girl that she is, had absolutely no idea what a “hand job” was. So, she gets out of bed, puts on her robe and heads for the phone to call her mother.
“Mom,” she says, “My hubby wants a hand job and I don`t know what he means.”
“Oh, Jeetoy,” says her mother, “that`s real simple. Just grab his thing and shake it like you were trying to get ketchup out of a bottle.”
“Gee, Mom, that`s easy enough,” she replies.<
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“Mom,” she says, “My hubby wants a hand job and I don`t know what he means.”
“Oh, Jeetoy,” says her mother, “that`s real simple. Just grab his thing and shake it like you were trying to get ketchup out of a bottle.”
“Gee, Mom, that`s easy enough,” she replies.<
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