Author Archives: Mandark

Several weeks after ….

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office.


“What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you’ve ever held.”


“Well, ” the young man replied, “in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.”

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An 87-year-old woman ….

An 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman.


She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.


Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense.
‘Your Honor,’ she began coolly, ‘I figured that at 92, if he could have sex, he could fly.’

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A man saw an elderly ….

A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries until each had half of them.

The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

The young man decided to ask if they would let him buy another meal for them so that they didn`t have to split theirs.

The old gentleman said, “Oh, no. We`ve been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50.”

The young man then asked the wife if she was going to

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At a local college d ….

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, “In America, we call this a hug.”

She replies, “Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a hug too.”

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, “In America, we call this a kiss.”

She replies, “Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a kiss too.”

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, “In America, we call this a grass sandwich.”

She says, “Yaaah in Sweden, we call it a grass sandw

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