Your job won’t take …. January 29, 2017 Mandark Leave a comment Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick, your friends will. So always stay in touch! Read more Happy Friendship Day
A man is doing push …. January 5, 2017 Mandark Leave a comment A man is doing push ups on the beach, Santa sees him and starts laughing loudly and says, “Sorry to tell you but the women below you has already left.” Read more Adult SMS Jokes
Our heart always kno …. December 15, 2016 Mandark Leave a comment Our heart always knows the truth; But it’s our mind which creates the confusion. Good Night! Read more Good Morning/Night/Day
Lips and Boobs to Pu …. December 14, 2016 Mandark Leave a comment Lips and Boobs to Pussy, “You are the target. It is for that you we are sucked bitten and squeezed. Pussy cried and said, “I remain hidden, it’s you two, who always invite trouble! Read more Adult SMS Jokes
A teacher never give …. December 14, 2016 Mandark Leave a comment A teacher never gives up, and neither does Pappu. Teacher: Can you name the 7 wonders of the world? Pappu: I don’t need to. They’ve already been named. Read more SMS Jokes
A man in love is inc …. December 14, 2016 Mandark Leave a comment A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor Read more Quotes
Wife is a Memory Car …. December 12, 2016 Mandark Leave a comment Wife is a Memory Card; Husband is an ATM Card; Parents are PAN Card; Girlfriend is a Debit Card; Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card; Child is an Identity Card; But Friends are AADHAR Card – Bloody useful everywhere! Read more Happy Friendship Day