Author Archives: Mandark
Ek Aurat Saaree Khar ….
Ek Aurat Saaree Khareed Kar Jane Lagi To Dukandaar Se Boli.
Aurat: “Saree Mein Agar Ek Bhi Hole Dikha, To Saree Vapas Kar Dungi”
Dukandar: “Madam Ji, Aap Hole Dikhao To Sahi, Saree Aapko Free Mein De Dunga“
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Aurat: “Saree Mein Agar Ek Bhi Hole Dikha, To Saree Vapas Kar Dungi”
Dukandar: “Madam Ji, Aap Hole Dikhao To Sahi, Saree Aapko Free Mein De Dunga“
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A guy was driving wh ….
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?”
“No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a Safe Driver Award. Congratulations, what do you think you’re going to do with the prize money?”
He thought for a minute and said, “Well, I guess I’ll go get that drivers’ license.”
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, “Oh, don’t pay attention to him, he’s a smartass when he’s drunk and stoned.”
The guy from the back seat said, “I told you guys we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!”
At that
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“No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a Safe Driver Award. Congratulations, what do you think you’re going to do with the prize money?”
He thought for a minute and said, “Well, I guess I’ll go get that drivers’ license.”
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, “Oh, don’t pay attention to him, he’s a smartass when he’s drunk and stoned.”
The guy from the back seat said, “I told you guys we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!”
At that
continue ….
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‘Hero ko muu se khoo ….
‘Hero ko muu se khoon nikla. Ab
villain gaya
kaam se’ – One of beliefs I had as a
child. 😀
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villain gaya
kaam se’ – One of beliefs I had as a
child. 😀
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The recipe of friend ….
The recipe of friendship:
1 cup of sharing
2 cups of caring
3 cups of forgiveness and hugs
Mix all of these together to make Best Friends Forever!
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1 cup of sharing
2 cups of caring
3 cups of forgiveness and hugs
Mix all of these together to make Best Friends Forever!
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A newly married man ….
A newly married man came home worried.
Wife: What happened?
Man: I’ve a problem at work.
Wife: Dear, after marriage it’s ‘We’ not ‘I’.
Man: Ok, we are going to have a baby from my secretary.
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Wife: What happened?
Man: I’ve a problem at work.
Wife: Dear, after marriage it’s ‘We’ not ‘I’.
Man: Ok, we are going to have a baby from my secretary.
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Pati (phone par): Ka ….
Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar mein..!
Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi
chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai…
gar gar gar gar…
Pati: Acha theek hai..!
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Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar mein..!
Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi
chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai…
gar gar gar gar…
Pati: Acha theek hai..!
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Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..!
Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..?
Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, b
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Patni: Ghar mein..!
Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi
chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai…
gar gar gar gar…
Pati: Acha theek hai..!
<<>>
Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar mein..!
Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi
chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai…
gar gar gar gar…
Pati: Acha theek hai..!
<<>>
Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..!
Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..?
Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, b
continue ….
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