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A guy was driving wh ….

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?”

“No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a Safe Driver Award. Congratulations, what do you think you’re going to do with the prize money?”

He thought for a minute and said, “Well, I guess I’ll go get that drivers’ license.”

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, “Oh, don’t pay attention to him, he’s a smartass when he’s drunk and stoned.”

The guy from the back seat said, “I told you guys we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!”

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Pati (phone par): Ka ….

Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?

Patni: Ghar mein..!

Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi

chalao..!

Patni mixi chalati hai…

gar gar gar gar…

Pati: Acha theek hai..!

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Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?

Patni: Ghar mein..!

Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi

chalao..!

Patni mixi chalati hai…

gar gar gar gar…

Pati: Acha theek hai..!

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Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..!

Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..?

Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, b

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