Author Archives: Mandark

While out one mornin ….

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.


Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.


A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. “What’s that?” she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.

“Tennis ball,” came the breathless reply.


“Oh,” said the girl sympathetically, “that must be painful. I had tennis elbow once.”

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After being married ….

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husbandto describe her.


He looked at her for a while…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E,F, G, H, I, J, K.”


She asks, “What does that mean?”


He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,Gorgeous, Hot.


She smiled happily and said, “Oh, that’s so lovely. What aboutI, J, K?”


He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”


The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

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Banta: “My grandfath ….

Banta: “My grandfather’s watch fell in a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time”

Santa: “So what is so great about it? Once my grandfather himself fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive.”


Banta: “How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?”


Santa: “Why not? He was winding your grandfather�s wrist-watch.”

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