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Santa and Jeeto scheduled their annual medical examinations on the same day so they could travel together.

After the examination, the doctor then said to Santa, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?”

“In fact, I do”, said Santa. “After I have sex with my wife for the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.”

“This is very interesting”, replied the doctor.

“Let me do some research and get back to you.”

After examining Jeeto, the doctor said: “Everything appears to be fine. Do

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Wife: Ek baat bolun???


Husband: Haan yaar, bolo…


Wife: Maaroge to nahi?


Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?


Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin….?


Husband: Bilkul nahin daantunga…, baat toh batao.


Wife: Main pregnant hun.


Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin ki, it’s a good news, darr kyun rahi thi???


Wife: College ke dino mein ek baar papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi…

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A lady’s Diary

DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

DEAR DIARY: DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship — all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today — seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 3

At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck.
Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY:DAY 4

Won $800 in the ship’s casino.
Capt

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