Author Archives: Mangya

“I want to buy some ….

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“I want to buy some gloves for my wife,” said the young man to the attractive salesgirl, “but I don’t know here size.”


“Will this help?” She asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.


“Oh, yes.” He answered. “Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.”


“Will there be anything else?” The sales girl murmured as she squeezed his hand.


“Now that you mentioned it,” he replied, “she could use a new bra.”

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One fine day, a bill ….

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One fine day, a billionaire was walking his dog.

Suddenly a man ran out from the bushes in front of him and shot the poor dog three times.

The billionaire screamed at the killer, “Why did you do that?”.

The killer answered, “Your wife gave me $50,000 and said to “Go kill that son-of-a-bitch””.

The billionaire hugged the killer & said ……………… !!

“I don’t know who your English teacher was, but I am forever grateful to her.”

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When ever I find a f ….

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When ever I find a female driver in front of me, I do not know why I get “Chak de India” feeling….
Isne left ka indicator diya hai…yeh left mudegi…par nahin iska face toh right ki taraf hai….yeh right mudegi….par isney toh beech rastey main lipstick nikali hai….

Yah Khuda yeh toh break maregi!!!
😝😝

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