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NEW BLOCKED PJ’s ….

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NEW BLOCKED PJ’s



Boy : Whats your Name??

Girl: Palak and you

Boy: Paneer

*BLOCKED!!!*

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Girl : Hello i am khusbu

Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa

agarbati….kone kone me khusbu faila

de

**blocked**

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Boy:hi, wats ur name??

Girl: its Neha Singhal.

Boy: oh. . M also Single.

*blocked*

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Girl: What’s Up?

Boy: Uttar Pradesh…

*gets blocked*

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Girl : tu soya hai…??

Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!<br

continue ….

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The duffer muffed hi ….

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The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few
trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods.
Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit
into a sand trap.

All the while, he`d noticed that the club professional had been
watching.

“What club should I use now?” he asked the pro.

“I don`t know,” the pro replied.

“What game are you playing?”

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A guy who is a virgi ….

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A guy who is a virgin gets married.


On the honeymoon the guy walks into his hotel room and his wife is naked on the bed. She asks the man, “Do you know what I want?”


The man says, “I don’t know.”


The woman spreads her legs and then asks the same question again.


The guy says, “You want the whole fucking bed to yourself. Don’t you?”

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Solid beezatti on Fa ….

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Solid beezatti on Facebook Chat

Conversation:

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Boy:”Hey!

..

Girl:”What ??

..

Boy:”Hi

..

Girl:”Bye!

..

Boy:”Why ??

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Girl:”Didn’t heard What I Said??

Get Lost!

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Boy:”Okay As you Wish!

But I Wanna Say Something to

You!

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Girl:”What ?? Say Fast, I don’t have

Time!

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Boy:”*Laughing*

If I Ever Wanted to Commit a

Suicide,

I’ll Definitely Jump fr

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