Meanwhile a ….
Meanwhile at the Hyundai Showroom !!!
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Sales man :- sir ye dekhiye Hyundai Verna
Santa :- Verna kya bhosdike ?
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Sales man :- sir ye dekhiye Hyundai Verna
Santa :- Verna kya bhosdike ?
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Author Archives: Mangya
Filmi Aashiq !! ल ….
Filmi Aashiq !!
लड़का: तुम मुझसे प्यार करती हो?
लड़की: हां
लड़का: पर तुम्हें तो मेरी परवाह ही नहीं।
लड़की: प्यार करने वाले किसी की परवाह नहीं करते।
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लड़का: तुम मुझसे प्यार करती हो?
लड़की: हां
लड़का: पर तुम्हें तो मेरी परवाह ही नहीं।
लड़की: प्यार करने वाले किसी की परवाह नहीं करते।
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Mindblowing….. Sa ….
Mindblowing…..
Santa was looking at mobiles displayed in a shop.
Salesman: Please come inside & choose.
Santa: Bhosadike tu bahar aa aur mera choos…bhenchod!!!!!
😂😂
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Santa was looking at mobiles displayed in a shop.
Salesman: Please come inside & choose.
Santa: Bhosadike tu bahar aa aur mera choos…bhenchod!!!!!
😂😂
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main bahut roya jab ….
main bahut roya jab muje pata chala
main 2 subject
me fail ho gya
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main bahut roya jab
muje pata chala main 2 subject
me fail ho gya
, Par
main bahut hansa jab muje pata chala
mera
dost MASTER 4 subject me fail ho gya
Dukh me hamesha dost hi to kam aata hai HA HA HA HA HA H
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main 2 subject
me fail ho gya
,
main bahut roya jab
muje pata chala main 2 subject
me fail ho gya
, Par
main bahut hansa jab muje pata chala
mera
dost MASTER 4 subject me fail ho gya
Dukh me hamesha dost hi to kam aata hai HA HA HA HA HA H
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Jaane Do Abb Iss Gus ….
Jaane Do Abb Iss Gusse Ko;
Ishq Ko Toh Bhi Nibhaana Hai.
Gussa Hai Aggar Aashiq Pe;
Toh Kabr Mein Kyun Isse Lajaana Hai!
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Ishq Ko Toh Bhi Nibhaana Hai.
Gussa Hai Aggar Aashiq Pe;
Toh Kabr Mein Kyun Isse Lajaana Hai!
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Jimmy’s wife, refusi ….
Jimmy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks Jimmy, “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t know me, what age would you say I am?”
Looking over her carefully, Jimmy replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty two; your hair, twenty three; and your figure, eighteen.”
“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Jimmy his reward, he stops her by saying…
“WHOA, hold on there sweety!”Jimmy interrupted. “I haven’t added them up yet!”
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After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks Jimmy, “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t know me, what age would you say I am?”
Looking over her carefully, Jimmy replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty two; your hair, twenty three; and your figure, eighteen.”
“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Jimmy his reward, he stops her by saying…
“WHOA, hold on there sweety!”Jimmy interrupted. “I haven’t added them up yet!”
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Banta: What are a ma ….
Banta: What are a married man’s two greatest assets?
Santa: A closed mouth and an open wallet!
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Santa: A closed mouth and an open wallet!
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