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Two guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding.


“I’m not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not.”


His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy test for that. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red and one ball blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says ‘Those are the funniest balls I’ve ever seen!’ you hit her with the shovel!”

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The funeral parlor called the 85 year old widow to tell her that her 90 year old husband had died with such a massive erection that he could not close the lid of the coffin. He had never seen such seen such a big pecker.


Well she said, “Cut it off as close to his body as you can then put it up his ass”.


The next day the whole family arrived at the funeral home to pay their respects and the widow knelt down near her departed husband and noticed there was a tear coming down his cheek.


She leaned over and whispered in his ear, “I told you it hurt you old fucker!”

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