Author Archives: Mangya
A guy walks into the ….
A guy walks into the vet`s office with a hamster. He lays the hamster on the table and the doctor says, “I`m sorry, sir, but your hamster is dead.”
“I want a second opinion!” the man demands.
So the doctor brings in a cat. The cat walks around the hamster, sniffs him and shakes its head. “Well the cat says your hamster is dead,” says the doctor.
“Well I want a third opinion.” So the doctor brings in a Labrador retriever. The lab walks around the hamster, sniffs him and shakes its head. “The lab says your hamster is dead.”
“OK, fine. What do I owe you?”
“$650” the doctor said.
“What?!? What for?”
“Well
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“I want a second opinion!” the man demands.
So the doctor brings in a cat. The cat walks around the hamster, sniffs him and shakes its head. “Well the cat says your hamster is dead,” says the doctor.
“Well I want a third opinion.” So the doctor brings in a Labrador retriever. The lab walks around the hamster, sniffs him and shakes its head. “The lab says your hamster is dead.”
“OK, fine. What do I owe you?”
“$650” the doctor said.
“What?!? What for?”
“Well
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A woman accompanied ….
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor`s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don`t do the following, your husband will surely die.”
“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don`t burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don`t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the n
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He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don`t do the following, your husband will surely die.”
“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don`t burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don`t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the n
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What place is it whe ….
Friend : Yaar yeh se ….
Friend : Yaar yeh season change ka effect technology pe bhi ho gya hai.
Me: Huh! kaise?
Friend : Yaar wo kal bol rahe the ki ek video viral ho gaya hai
Me : :/
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Me: Huh! kaise?
Friend : Yaar wo kal bol rahe the ki ek video viral ho gaya hai
Me : :/
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“Beta, tumhe koi lad ….
“Beta, tumhe koi ladki pasand hoto batao, hum shadi kara denge”
“sach?”
“Haan, bas ladki apne caste ki, gori aur hume pasand aani chahiye”
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“sach?”
“Haan, bas ladki apne caste ki, gori aur hume pasand aani chahiye”
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When i was a kid my ….
When i was a kid my opinion was “Jerry is innocent and tom is cruel” but as i grew up i realised that “Tom is innocent and Jerry is a bastard” 😀
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