Author Archives: Mangya
Newly Married woman ….
Newly Married woman returns from Honeymoon…
Her friends:-”kahan -kahan ghum aai?”..
She:-”Delhi, Agra, Jammu and Manali.”.
Her friends:-”Hmm kya kya dekha?”…
She:-”bajaj, orpat, anchor, orient PSPO ke ceiling fans” 😀
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Her friends:-”kahan -kahan ghum aai?”..
She:-”Delhi, Agra, Jammu and Manali.”.
Her friends:-”Hmm kya kya dekha?”…
She:-”bajaj, orpat, anchor, orient PSPO ke ceiling fans” 😀
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After a particularly ….
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.
As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, “Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?”
“Yes,” the golfer responded.
“Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?”
“Yes, I did. How did you know?” he asked.
“Well,” said the policeman very seriously, “Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver’s windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck c
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As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, “Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?”
“Yes,” the golfer responded.
“Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?”
“Yes, I did. How did you know?” he asked.
“Well,” said the policeman very seriously, “Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver’s windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck c
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Men have broad and l ….
Men have broad and large chests, and small narrow hips, and more understanding than women, who have but small and narrow breasts, and broad hips, to the end they should remain at home, sit still, keep house, and bear and bring up children.
-Martin Luther
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-Martin Luther
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Ladka Aur Ladki Karn ….
Ladka Aur Ladki Karne Ke Liye Hotel Mein Kamara Book Karwane Pahunche
Ladka: “Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye”
Manager: “Kis Liye?”
Ladka: “Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai”
Manager: “Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai”
Ladka: “Inhone Bachpan Mein Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi“
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Ladka: “Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye”
Manager: “Kis Liye?”
Ladka: “Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai”
Manager: “Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai”
Ladka: “Inhone Bachpan Mein Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi“
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Pharmacophobia is th ….
Zara Si Zindagi Hai ….
Zara Si Zindagi Hai Armaan Bahut Hain;
Humdard Nahi Koi, Insan Bahut Hain;
Dil Ka Dard Sunaye To Sunaye Kisko;
Jo Dil Ke Kareeb Hain Wo Anjaan Bahut Hain!
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Humdard Nahi Koi, Insan Bahut Hain;
Dil Ka Dard Sunaye To Sunaye Kisko;
Jo Dil Ke Kareeb Hain Wo Anjaan Bahut Hain!
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