Most lip balms are m ….
Most lip balms are made with salicylic acid crystals – An ingredient that causes your lips to peel, so you use more lip balm.
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Author Archives: Mangya
Santa: If I sleep wi ….
Santa: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
Wife: That you are a homosexual.
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Wife: That you are a homosexual.
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Waqt Ke Toofan Mein ….
Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye;
Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye;
Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath;
Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye;
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Thanks to Whatsapp…
Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!
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Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye;
Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath;
Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye;
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Thanks to Whatsapp…
Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!
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A man comes home fro ….
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to their separate beds. However the man was not yet ready to slumber.
The man called over to his wife, “My little boopey-boo, I`m lonely.”
So the woman gets out of bed and crosses her room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face.
The husband with a concerned look on his face says, “Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?”
The woman gets up and enters the man`s bed. The two have passionate sex and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once aga
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The man called over to his wife, “My little boopey-boo, I`m lonely.”
So the woman gets out of bed and crosses her room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face.
The husband with a concerned look on his face says, “Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?”
The woman gets up and enters the man`s bed. The two have passionate sex and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once aga
continue ….
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A man who makes coff ….
A man who makes coffin was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down.
Trying not to be late he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
Some policemen saw him & wanted to make some money off him so they challenged him, “Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going?”
The man said, “I do not like where I was buried so I am relocating!!!”
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Trying not to be late he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
Some policemen saw him & wanted to make some money off him so they challenged him, “Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going?”
The man said, “I do not like where I was buried so I am relocating!!!”
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Healing doesn’t mean ….
Healing doesn’t mean the damage never existed. It means the damage no longer controls your life.
~ Shah Rukh Khan
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~ Shah Rukh Khan
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