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This guy was having ….

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This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment.


“Dude,” he told a friend, “I’ve tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back.”


“I had the same thing man,” his friend says. “All you have to do is stuff steel wool in their little holes.”


“That’s it?” the guy asked. “I’ll do it tonight if it means getting rid of the damn rodents.”


About a week later the guy gets a call.


“How’s it going with the mice, buddy?”


“Not so good, dude.”


“What’s the problem?” his friend asks.


“To be honest, I’m having a lot of trouble holding t

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Define girl… . . ….

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Define girl…

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The 1 who

b4 goin out for a party,

Gets

Facial,

Bleach,

Waxing,

Hair curling/ ­straighting,

Threading,

Toning,

Scrubing,

Moisturising,

done

&

Puts on

Lipstik,

LipGloss,

Lipliner,

Perfume,

Body toner,

Body lotion,

Eye liner,

Eye shadow,

Eye maskara,

Foundation,

Face powder,

Rings,

Bracele

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One day a young man ….

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One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of the sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs, the bee entered her vagina. The woman started
screaming, “Oh my God, help me, there s a bee in my vagina!”


The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, “Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if you would permit me, sir.”


The husband, being very concerned, agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife s vagina. The doctor said, “Okay, what I m gonna do is r

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