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Three men were at th ….

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Three men were at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office.


The interviewing FBI agent said, “To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.”


The man took the gun, hesitated, and said, “Sorry, I can’t do it.”


The next interviewee came into the office.


The agent said, “To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.”


The man took the gun, walked into

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Aao meri randi rani ….

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Aao meri randi rani

Dikhao apni chut khandani

Le ke mere lund ko muh mein

Pee jao iska sara paani

Lund hai mera bara bhayankar

Rehta hai ye hamesa tankar

Dekhne isko aate videshi

Par choot marta hoon main keval swadesi

Mere lund k aage sab hai fail

Hathi,ghori sab ko deta hun pel

Darte hain isse sabhi raza

Kyonki naam hai mera chodu raza!!





-#yoyohoneysingh

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A young lesbian goes ….

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A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvic examination. She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come into the exam room. He instructs her to get up onto the table and place her feet in the stirrups.


As he is examining her she hears him saying, “Hmmmmm… hmmmhmmm…”


He completes the examination, instructs her to dress and then meet him in his office when she is done.


In his office she asks him if there was anything unusual that he observed during the exam because she could not help but hear his non-verbal comments.


“Oh, that!” he says. “I was just admiring you. You have the cleanest vagi

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Navjot Sidhu: Alia H ….

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Navjot Sidhu: Alia Have you heard about Don Bradman

Alia: Sorry i am not interested in the Underworld

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Pooja Bhatt: Inni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho

Alia: Koi anne waala hai

Pooja: Kaun???

Alia: Achhe Din

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Rahul Gandhi: I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK

Alia: Achha!! Who wrote it????

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Bunty: Alia Modi Ji PM banne wale hain.

Alia: Sahi hai bunty, But AM kaun banega???

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A woman went to her ….

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A woman went to her priest with a problem.


“Father, I have two female parrots and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is ‘hi we’re prostitutes wanna have some fun?”


“That’s terrible!” Exclaim the priest. “But I think I can help, bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship”


The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.


His two male parrots were holding

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