Author Archives: NamoBhakt
100 gm of moist peac ….
100 gm of moist peach seed contains 88 mg of cyanide. And yes, eating 100 gm of peach seed wouldn’t be the safest thing to do.
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A doctor was really ….
A doctor was really pissed off by the constant visits of Jeeto who wanted to lose some of her excess weight. She never showed any results as she couldn’t diet or follow the exercise plan.
Jeeto: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?
Doctor: Cut your head off.
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Jeeto: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?
Doctor: Cut your head off.
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Saaye Ne Saath Chhod ….
Saaye Ne Saath Chhod Diya Yaar Ne Dil Tod Diya;
Ab Toh Khuda Bhi Mere Khilaf Ho Geya;
Jo Pyaar Ka Chirag Jalaya Tha Maine;
Usi Chiraag Se Jalkar Mera Ghar Khak Ho Geya!
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Ab Toh Khuda Bhi Mere Khilaf Ho Geya;
Jo Pyaar Ka Chirag Jalaya Tha Maine;
Usi Chiraag Se Jalkar Mera Ghar Khak Ho Geya!
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I think more dating ….
I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It’s needing people who understand your work schedule.
~ Jennifer Love Hewitt
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~ Jennifer Love Hewitt
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We should be taught ….
We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing. Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generates action.
-Frank Tibolt
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-Frank Tibolt
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Why Do Girls Like Go ….
Why Do Girls Like Gold Things More Than Boys?
Answer: “Because Gold Has 24 Carrots And Boys Have Only One“ :3
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Answer: “Because Gold Has 24 Carrots And Boys Have Only One“ :3
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