A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
“What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I’m sure you’ll agree, and it’s an absolute steal at only $15.
“Why is it that cheap?” the woman asks.
“Well”, replies the assistant, “it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity”
“Oh, I don’t mind that”, said the woman, making her mind up, “I’m broad minded and it’ll be a laugh having a profane parrot”.
So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman,
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