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Santa is standing, pissing into a fountain in the middle of town. A cop comes up to him and says “Stop that and put it away!”

Poor Santa shoves his dick into his pants and does up his zip. As the cop turns to go, the drunk Santa starts laughing

“Okay, what`s so funny?” asks the cop.

“Fooled you.” says Santa, “I put it away, but I didn`t stop.”

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A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment. Suddenly she heard her husband arrive, She told her lover, stay like statue and Don’t move.


Husband, “Who is this?”


Wife, “This is a robot I bought to have sex, when you are travelling.”


Husband, “Ok, let’s have sex now.”
Wife, “No sweetheart, yesterday I got my period, So I will go & make a cup of coffee 4 you.”


After she left the husband said, “Damn it I’m so horny, I will fuck this robot!”


He tried fucking.


The lover started talking in a metallic robotic way, “”SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOL

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