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Boyfriend: Mujse Sha ….

August 21, 2016 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Boyfriend: Mujse Shaadi Karlo Mera Bahut Lamba Hai.

Girlfriend: Kya?

Boyfriend: Anubhav!

Girlfriend: Theek Hai. Mein Taiyar Hu. Aur Hain, Mera Bhi Kaafi Gehra Hai.

Boyfriend: Kya?

Girlfriend: Aatmavishwas!

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Adult SMS Jokes

‘(“3 Dost The” )’ ….

July 31, 2016 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

‘(“3 Dost The” )’

..

Billu, Gullu, Ullu..

Billu : B.Sc Me pad raha hai..

Gullu : B.Com me pad raha hai..

Or

Hamara Ullu ..: msg Padh raha hai.

‘Haa Haa Haa’

Hans mat mere saath bhi aise hi huwa hai chal ab teri baari hai bana subko Ullu…

Jaldi jaldi bana warna ye msg market me purana ho jaayega…

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April Fools Day

A lady lost her hand ….

July 31, 2016 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

A lady lost her handbag. It was found by Pappu and returned to her.

Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm…. That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a 1000 Rupee note in it. Now there are ten 100 Rupee notes”.

Pappu: That’s right, Ma’am. The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward.

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SMS Jokes

Axe Ka Deo Amul Mac ….

July 21, 2016 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Axe Ka Deo

Amul Macho Ki Baniyan

Paragon Ki Chappal

Sabhi Try Kar Liya

Naa Chokri Mili Naa Naukri!

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Hindi SMS Jokes

Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ki ….

July 14, 2016 NamoBhakt 4 comments

Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ki Soch

Ek Ladki Apni Saheli Se: “Aaj Kal Ladke Itni Dheeli Jeans Pahente Hai, Ki Pata Hi Nahi Chalta Ki, Hamein Dekh Kar Kaisa “Feel” Kar Rahe Hai?“

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Adult Hindi SMS Jokes

⁠⁠⁠A teenager ….

June 30, 2016 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

⁠⁠⁠A teenager went missing. His family uploaded a message on whatsapp with his photo. He was found, thanks to whatsapp.
It is more than three months now. He is not able to go to school. People are dropping him back home as the message is still circulating on whatsapp !!! 😂😂😂😂

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Internet Jokes

A mother in law said ….

June 14, 2016 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

A mother in law said to her son’s wife when their baby was born, “I don’t mean to be rude but he doesn’t look anything like my son.” The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said,
“I don’t mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy,
not a fucking photo-copier.”

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Adult Jokes

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