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नौकर: मा ….

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नौकर: मालिक हमका दो दिन की छुट्टी दई दो… 3 साल बाद बिहार जा रहे हैं।

मालिक: क्या करेगा बिहार जा के?

नौकर: मालिक… घर से चिट्ठी आई है, हमारा MBBS पूरा हो गया है, हम टॉप किया हूं!

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Six golden rules for ….

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Six golden rules for f***ing:

1. F***ing once a week
is good for your health but harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind
and body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After f***ing don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. When f***ing try to stay in bed because it can save you valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level

SO REMEMBER – FASTING is good for your health – may the Almighty cleanse your dirty mind!

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MY FIRST CONDOM (An ….

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MY FIRST CONDOM
(An Essay by 18yr kid)

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.

She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused.

So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minut

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