Author Archives: Sharad

A teacher at a schoo ….

A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school’s soccer team to an “away game”.


They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice in a nearby pasture. The teacher is sitting in a nearby diner, explaining to another patron how it is that blind kids can play soccer.


“We made a special ball, with a bell in it, so the kids can keep track of where the ball is and what it’s doing by listening for it. They’re pretty good at it too.”


“Very clever!” remarks the other patron.


Just then they are interrupted as another patron, who is looking out the window, says,

continue ….

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There was this old w ….

There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.”


She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, “Do you have “Two Lips and Seven Kisses?”


The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, “No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!”


So the woman asked, “Is this a record?”


To which the man replied, “No, its average!”

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Gambhir- Hey Virat, ….

Gambhir- Hey Virat,

Tammanah Accepted My

Friend Request.

What About Yours??

Virat- Bc, Chhote Bhai Ka

Ghar Tod Raha Hai..:/

Mai Teri Complaint Sir

Ravindra Jadeja Se

Karunga.

In between Rajat Bhatia

Came:-

Abe Bc Tum Dono Aise Hi

Ladte Rehna , Tamannah

Already Sir Ravindra

Jadeja Ke Sath Date Pe

Gayi Hai..:p 😀

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