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A hotel holds three ….

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A hotel holds three weddings on the same day and at the end of the night the three grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events over a couple of night-caps.


One questions the other two, “Look it’s our wedding night and I was wondering how many times are we expected to… um… you know…. do it!”


The other two look blankly at him, then they all delve into a conversation about whether the usual once is enough, or should they go for twice, as its a special occasion! Anyway they decide to retire to their respective wives and see how the night goes, with the idea that over breakfast they’ll discuss what went on.


Suddenly one of

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I sent a msg to a gi ….

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I sent a msg to a girl..



Would u like to b my fb frnd?



She replied Yes



but a few days later..



She: do u know gud english?



I interact only in english…



Me: yeah!



She: do u know what is frndship.?



I was very angry, so

i replied

– frndship is an interpersonal and

immediate understanding of

interactional ways of peculiaristic and

democratically undefined methods of

controlling emotional hyperbolic


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Chudail ne 60 saal k ….

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Chudail ne 60 saal k shadi shuda jode se kaha Mai tum dono ki

1-1 wish puri kr skti hun.



Wife = Main apne pati k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hun..



chudail ne charkhi ghumai 2 tickts aa gayi .



Fir pati se poocha tum btao kya chahte ho ??



Pati = Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti wife chaiye.. !



Chudail ne charkhi ghumai or pati ko 90 saal ka kr dia



Moral- Aadmi ko yad rakhna chahiye k chudail b aurat hi hoti hai.

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