Two things define y ….
Two things define you:
Your patience when you have nothing;
And your attitude when you have everything!
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Your patience when you have nothing;
And your attitude when you have everything!
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Author Archives: Sharad
Every day we clean o ….
Every day we clean our teeth with Tooth-brush.
Same way, let’s clean our mind, heart and soul with Truth-brush.
Good Morning!
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Same way, let’s clean our mind, heart and soul with Truth-brush.
Good Morning!
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Tujhe Chahte Hain Be ….
Tujhe Chahte Hain Be-Inteha Par Chahna Nahi Aata;
Ye Kaisi Mohabbat Hai Ki Humein Kehna Nahi Aata;
Zindagi Mein Aa Jao Hamari Zindagi Ban Kar;
Ki Tere Bin Humein Zinda Rehna Nahi Aata!
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Ye Kaisi Mohabbat Hai Ki Humein Kehna Nahi Aata;
Zindagi Mein Aa Jao Hamari Zindagi Ban Kar;
Ki Tere Bin Humein Zinda Rehna Nahi Aata!
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Man: Kiss Karun? Ga ….
Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don’t say loose motions hai.
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Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don’t say loose motions hai.
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According to a study ….
According to a study conducted by Harvard, atheists have a higher average IQ (119) than any other religious group of people.
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Banta was walking in ….
Banta was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall.
In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff.
Full of fear he assessed his situation. He was about 100 feet down a shear cliff and about 900 feet from the floor of the canyon below. If he should slip again he’d plummet to his death.
Full of fear, Banta cries out, “Help me!” But there was no answer.
Again and again he cried out but to no avail.
Finally Banta yelled, “Is anybody up there? “
A deep voice replied, “Yes, I’m up here.”
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In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff.
Full of fear he assessed his situation. He was about 100 feet down a shear cliff and about 900 feet from the floor of the canyon below. If he should slip again he’d plummet to his death.
Full of fear, Banta cries out, “Help me!” But there was no answer.
Again and again he cried out but to no avail.
Finally Banta yelled, “Is anybody up there? “
A deep voice replied, “Yes, I’m up here.”
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Santa came home earl ….
Santa came home earlier than usual, when his wife, Jeeto’s lover was still in the apartment. She hid her lover in a closet, and served dinner. As they ate, something rustled in the closet.
“What’s that?” Santa husband asked.
“Nothing, darling. Just jackets.”
After a while, they again heard some noise in the closet.
“What the hell is that?”
“I’m telling you, just jackets.”
A few minutes later, the noise sounded once more.
“I’ll check it,” Santa said. “You’ll regret it if it’s not jackets.”
Santa yanked the closet’s door open. Inside, he saw a man who held a pistol. Santa quietly closed the
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“What’s that?” Santa husband asked.
“Nothing, darling. Just jackets.”
After a while, they again heard some noise in the closet.
“What the hell is that?”
“I’m telling you, just jackets.”
A few minutes later, the noise sounded once more.
“I’ll check it,” Santa said. “You’ll regret it if it’s not jackets.”
Santa yanked the closet’s door open. Inside, he saw a man who held a pistol. Santa quietly closed the
continue ….
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