Always trust the man ….
Always trust the man who buys you lingerie rather than the one who buys you roses – the former is at least, honest about his intentions!
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Author Archives: Sharad
God did not intend r ….
I feel more confiden ….
I feel more confident than ever that the power to save the planet rests with the individual consumer.
-Denis Hayes, director of the Solar Energy Research Institute (1979-1981)
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-Denis Hayes, director of the Solar Energy Research Institute (1979-1981)
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Santa and Banta are ….
Santa and Banta are two amlis (opium addicts). One evening they get caught in a storm, and seek refuge in a nearby farm. The only thing the farmer is willing to provide them with is – a single bed, no bedding. An outside room that has no furnishings. Just two wooden pegs on the wall, to hang clothes.
Santa-Banta take off their wet clothes and hang them on the keelees(pegs). The intoxicated duo, then fall asleep on the same bed, fully naked.
Later that night, Santa`s hand roams onto his cock, he quickly wakes up Banta and says …… ” Oye Bantaiya, koi mere kapde keelee taon chak ke lai gaya(someone has stolen my clothes off the peg)” – thinking his penis was the p
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Santa-Banta take off their wet clothes and hang them on the keelees(pegs). The intoxicated duo, then fall asleep on the same bed, fully naked.
Later that night, Santa`s hand roams onto his cock, he quickly wakes up Banta and says …… ” Oye Bantaiya, koi mere kapde keelee taon chak ke lai gaya(someone has stolen my clothes off the peg)” – thinking his penis was the p
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Ek din Santa ne news ….
Ek din Santa ne newspaper mein ek advertisement dekha:
‘Apna Purana Mobile Do Aur New Mobile Lo’
Santa advertisement dekhar khush ho gaya aur us address per akela chala gaya.
Wahan koi shop nahi thi aur 2 ladke aise hi khade hue the.
Santa wahan jaakar un ladkon se us advertisement ke baare mein puchta hai.
Tabhi ek ladka chaaku nikaal kar kehta hai, “Ye ad humne hi diya tha, chal purana mobile de aur jaakar naya mobile le.”
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‘Apna Purana Mobile Do Aur New Mobile Lo’
Santa advertisement dekhar khush ho gaya aur us address per akela chala gaya.
Wahan koi shop nahi thi aur 2 ladke aise hi khade hue the.
Santa wahan jaakar un ladkon se us advertisement ke baare mein puchta hai.
Tabhi ek ladka chaaku nikaal kar kehta hai, “Ye ad humne hi diya tha, chal purana mobile de aur jaakar naya mobile le.”
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Forgiveness is a fun ….
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
-William Arthur Ward
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-William Arthur Ward
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