Santa and Banta are ….
Santa and Banta are two amlis (opium addicts). One evening they get caught in a storm, and seek refuge in a nearby farm. The only thing the farmer is willing to provide them with is – a single bed, no bedding. An outside room that has no furnishings. Just two wooden pegs on the wall, to hang clothes.
Santa-Banta take off their wet clothes and hang them on the keelees(pegs). The intoxicated duo, then fall asleep on the same bed, fully naked.
Later that night, Santa`s hand roams onto his cock, he quickly wakes up Banta and says …… ” Oye Bantaiya, koi mere kapde keelee taon chak ke lai gaya(someone has stolen my clothes off the peg)” – thinking his penis was the peg!
Banta tells Santa not to be paranoid. To shut up, and go back to sleep.
A few hours later, Banta`s hand is doing the roving, and zero on to his bums, ….. and then to his asshole.
Banta wakes up with a jolt, shakes Santa and tells him, “Oye saale Santaiya ….. chor tere kapde lai gaya, mere taan keelee bhi pat ke lai gaya (the thieves has taken your clothes only, in my case, they have taken the peg as well)!”
Santa-Banta take off their wet clothes and hang them on the keelees(pegs). The intoxicated duo, then fall asleep on the same bed, fully naked.
Later that night, Santa`s hand roams onto his cock, he quickly wakes up Banta and says …… ” Oye Bantaiya, koi mere kapde keelee taon chak ke lai gaya(someone has stolen my clothes off the peg)” – thinking his penis was the peg!
Banta tells Santa not to be paranoid. To shut up, and go back to sleep.
A few hours later, Banta`s hand is doing the roving, and zero on to his bums, ….. and then to his asshole.
Banta wakes up with a jolt, shakes Santa and tells him, “Oye saale Santaiya ….. chor tere kapde lai gaya, mere taan keelee bhi pat ke lai gaya (the thieves has taken your clothes only, in my case, they have taken the peg as well)!”