'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Me : What’s your caste?

She : Main Marwari hun, and you?

Me : Sabse marwa ri ho, to hume bhi mauka do

*Killed*

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Gupta ji ke Ghar Sharmaji aaye..



Guptaji Apne Bachhon ki Pehchaan karane Lage…



Ye Meri Beti RANI

Shadi Se Pehle Hum Mumbai mein “Rani Baag” Ghumne Jaaya karte thhe.. Uski Yaad mein Iska Naam Rani Rakha.



Sharmaji : Wah..Pyari Bitiya hai



Ye mera Beta TAJ,

Shadi ke 5 Saal baad Second Honeymoon pe Hum Agra gaye thhe.. uski yaad mein…



Sharmaji : Wah..bahot Sochke Naam Rakhe hai aapne..!



Aur yeh mera Chhota beta

KOHINOOR..



Sharmaji : Kya baat hai.! Matlab aap London mei

continue ….

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College Mein Ek Professor Bhooto Ke Baare Mein Bachhon Ko Lecture De Raha Tha, Aur Hall Mein Keval Ladke Hi Aaye Hue The.



Lecture Ke Beech Mein Professor Ne Puchha: “Kitne Bachhe Bhoot Mein Yakeen Karte Hai?”



Kareeb 50 Bachho Ke Haath Khade Ho Gaye.



Professor: “Bahut Achhe, Ab Ye Batao Ki Kitne Logo Ne Bhoot Ko Dekha Hai?”



Lagbag 20 Haath Khade Ho Gaye.



Professor: “Bahut Achhe, Achha Ab Ye Baatao Ki Bhoot Ko Kitne Logo Ne Bahut Kareeb Se Dekha Hai?”



Lagbhag 5 Haath Khade Ho Gaye.



Professor: “

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The best joke..

At London airport, an announcement goes out over the Public Address System: “Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas ! pls report to Reception”.



Ranchhodbhai Karsandas, who has just arrived ex Surat, goes red with anger. He goes to the reception, & shouts loudly to d English receptionist.



D following conversation must go into history books of cock-ups:



Ranchhodbhai: “MadarChod ! I am Ranchhod..”



Receptionist: “Mr. Madar Chod Rand Chod ? Sir, that is not d name I have here.. I have Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas..”



Ranchhodbhai: “Arrey Bhenchod, I m

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conductor to lady … ha madam baccho ki umar kitni h



lady …. 4 saal 4.5 saal 5 …saal …



conductor …. Teri ma ka inderdhanush ….. bc kiraya de na de. gap to maintain rkh….. bhosdi ki bacche h ke pille

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Sheela Aunty-Mujhe chodo na.

Boy-nahi,Tum bahut moti ho.

Sheela aunty-Abe Bhosdike, Chicken ka maza Boti me.

Aur

Chut ka maza Moti Me..!

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Lady Doctor: Mat Sharmayo, Khol Ke

Dikhayo.. Maine Pehle Bahut Dekhe Hain,

Kiya Problem Hain, Main Check Karungi.?



Pappu : Meri GF Ko Lagta Hain Ke Mere

Lund Ka Taste Fika Hain..! 😀

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