'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

College Mein Pappu Aur Uski Ek Friend Canteen Ke Bahar Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe



Pappu Ki Friend Ne Ahista Se Pappu Ko Bola



Ladki: “Main Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Lamba Hath Maarna Chahti Hoon”



Pappu Kameene Pan Se Bola: “Tum Sirf Hath Maaro Lamba Khud Hi Ho Jayega“

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Boy: I want to be in a relationship.


Girl: It’s okay but under one condition.


Boy: Which one ?


Girl : No sex, because I am preserving it for my future husband.


Boy: That’s okay, I also have my condition.


Girl: Which one ?


Boy: No using of my money because I am preserving it for my future wife!!!


Girl: Lo tum toh serious ho gaye… Arre I was kidding jaanu…

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Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola.



Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Ball Dikhane Wali Hai”



Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga”



Banta: “Kyu?”



Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“

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CA ki wife:
Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?

CA:
Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi
Ab tu 48-40-48 hai !

Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai.
YAHI INFLATION HAI.

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Sattar (70) Saal Ka Budda Apne Doctor Dost Se Bola.

Budda: “Main Aaj Bhi xx Karne Mein 1 Ghanta, 40 Minute, 15 Second Lagata Hoon”

Doctor Hairaan Ho Kar Bola: “Kaise ?”

Budda Bola: “40 Minute Khada Karne Mein, 15 Second Dhakka Marne Ko Aur 1 Ghanta XX Karne Ke Baad Hosh Main Aane Ko“

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