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Ek Fauji Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Suhagrat Se Agle Din Usko Emergency Ki Vajah Se Vapis Border Pe Bula Liya Gaya.



Jane Se Pahle Fauji Ne Socha Ki Mere 3 Bhai Hai, Kahi Piche Se Meri Biwi Ke Sath Kuch Galat Na Kare.



To Vo Unhe Bulata Hai Aur Kahta Hai: “Main Border Pe Jaa Raha Hun, Yaad Rakhna Babhi Maa Samaan Hoti Hai”



Fir Bhi Use Apne Bhaiyo Pe Yakeen Nahi Thha, To Usne Apni Biwi Ki Choot Mein Ek Blade Rakh Diya.



Fauji Chala Gaya Aur 2 Months Ke Baad Vapis Aaya Aur Apne Se Chote Bhai Ko Bulaya Aur Bola



Fauji: “Chal Sare Kadpe Utar?”

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Day1- Me: bhaiya Chandni chowk chaloge?

Autowala: No



Day2- Me: Railway station?

Autowala: No



Day3- Me: Connaught place?

Autowala: No


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Day9- Me: India Gate?

Autowala: No



Me: bhopdike.. desh mars pe pahunch gaya aur tu kahin nahi ja rha

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Wife: I am going to my Moms for 10 days. I have told my girl friend to come here and cook dinner for you. If it will get late, she can stay overnight. And yes, if you are getting bored, I have asked the my girlfriend next door to give you a porn movie CD at night. If you feel alone, she can give you company. Take the condoms from the cupboard. If you get tired, I have kept liquor in the freeze but don’t go overboard, stay in limit.
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