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An ad in the paper: Come Via_Agra… and see man’s greatest erection for a woman. The Taj Mahal…!

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Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service, Getting Screwed.

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Who Sang This Song?

Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon;

Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai;

Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai;

Pal Do Pal Kahani Hai!

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Answer: An erect ‘Lauda’!

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Three housewives were walking in a park. They saw a dog fucking a bitch really hard there.

Doctor’s Wife: So sweet, now they will have cute puppies.

Lawyer’s Wife: No, this is a pure attempt of rape; and the dog should b hanged.

Major’s Wife: Seems like the dog has returned home after 6 months!

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I simply love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It’s almost like god came down and highlighted all the important parts!

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Why is golf called a wrong game?

Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in the hole.

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When everyone has left you and no one is around you and you are standing alone in some corner of this world.

Always remember one thing – It’s the best time to…

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Adjust your Dick!

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