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In a divorce court Jeeto requested the judge: “Your honor, I want to divorce my husband, Santa.”

“But why?” asked the judge.

Jeeto: Because he is not faithful to me.

Judge: How do you know?

Jeeto: My lord, not a single child resembles him!

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Santa: Banta, how is your love life?

Banta: Terrible! The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty!

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Roses are Red

Twitter is Blue

You look bangable

So I’ll follow you!

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Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.

Dad: What?

Pappu: Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.

Santa: You went through my porn videos again, did you?

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Santa(after watching a boxing match): Crap, I am disappointed, it’s over in 2 minutes.

Jeeto: Good, now you know how I feel.

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Why is sex like shaving?

Well, because no matter how well you do it today… tomorrow you’ll have to do it again…

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*Yahoo chat*

dude_88: What’s your name?

cute_gl: I’m Laura. Yours?

dude_88: Lassun.

cute_gl: Delhi se hun bhenchod! Lassun andar lele!

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