Category Archives: Adult SMS Jokes
Mallika was invited ….
Mallika was invited to “KBC”
Amitabh: Which part of the show you like the best?
Mallika raised her skirt and said, “FASTEST FINGER FIRST.”
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Amitabh: Which part of the show you like the best?
Mallika raised her skirt and said, “FASTEST FINGER FIRST.”
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Marriage is an occas ….
Marriage is an occasion when a ring is put on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes!
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Research shows men a ….
Research shows men are fatter than women bcoz every night men get fresh milk & 2 big mangoes while women only get 1 banana, 2 nuts and 1 spoon curd.
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Nursery Rhyme in 202 ….
Nursery Rhyme in 2020:
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To have lots of sex n thrill
Jack fucked Jill and Broke her seal,
And Jill came down Shouting
i-pill i-pill
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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To have lots of sex n thrill
Jack fucked Jill and Broke her seal,
And Jill came down Shouting
i-pill i-pill
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Santa came home to f ….
Santa came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful.
Santa: Was it my friend Banta?
Jeeto: No, it wasn’t.
Santa: Was it my friend Bhupi?
Jeeto: No, it wasn’t?
Santa: Was it my friend Joginder?
Jeeto screamed, “No it wasn’t”. “Don’t you think I have any friends of my own?”
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Santa: Was it my friend Banta?
Jeeto: No, it wasn’t.
Santa: Was it my friend Bhupi?
Jeeto: No, it wasn’t?
Santa: Was it my friend Joginder?
Jeeto screamed, “No it wasn’t”. “Don’t you think I have any friends of my own?”
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Playboy is planning ….
Playboy is planning coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold shall be the same woman!
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